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Christmas Quotes
"I made a Christmas album a couple of years ago and just put it out on my Web site. It kind of smacked of this flavor. All of the reviews said it was Western swing even when it was Christmas standards."
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"I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an orange, we didn't have a cake, we didn't have nothing."
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"While all the universe and my family are still sleeping, I will walk among the red and blue twinkle-lights of the living room, to sit and gaze upon the pretty white angel atop the tree and say silent prayers, remembering what was good in the world and why I was brought here to remember."
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"When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas."
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"I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck. My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I said that I had to learn."
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"My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points."
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"Besides the two Christmas things, we've got a about a dozen new tracks we're working on."
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"He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of the toe. Then he got down on his knees and he was shaking."
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"May this Christmas bring you new beginnings, fresh hope, and a heart full of love. Wishing you all the happiness this season has to offer!"
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"Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday."
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"There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas."
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"At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special."
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"I'm so depressed. Christmas is the worst of all. Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays. I get melancholia."
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"The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'"
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"Wishing you a Merry Christmas filled with all the love and warmth of the season, and a New Year full of new beginnings and bright moments!"
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"South Park started as a little video Christmas card."
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"May the Christmas season light up your life with peace and joy, and may your year ahead be blessed with good health and prosperity!"
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"There are no strangers on Christmas Eve."
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"I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead."
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"I'd like to do a Christmas album. I've never done a Christmas album."
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