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Christmas Quotes



"I made a Christmas album a couple of years ago and just put it out on my Web site. It kind of smacked of this flavor. All of the reviews said it was Western swing even when it was Christmas standards."


"When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas."


"At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special."


"I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an orange, we didn't have a cake, we didn't have nothing."


"Besides the two Christmas things, we've got a about a dozen new tracks we're working on."


"I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck. My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I said that I had to learn."


"May this Christmas bring you new beginnings, fresh hope, and a heart full of love. Wishing you all the happiness this season has to offer!"


"While all the universe and my family are still sleeping, I will walk among the red and blue twinkle-lights of the living room, to sit and gaze upon the pretty white angel atop the tree and say silent prayers, remembering what was good in the world and why I was brought here to remember."


"There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas."


"My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points."


"He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of the toe. Then he got down on his knees and he was shaking."


"Wishing you a Merry Christmas filled with all the love and warmth of the season, and a New Year full of new beginnings and bright moments!"


"Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday."


"I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead."


"May the Christmas season light up your life with peace and joy, and may your year ahead be blessed with good health and prosperity!"



"I'm so depressed. Christmas is the worst of all. Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays. I get melancholia."


"There are no strangers on Christmas Eve."


"South Park started as a little video Christmas card."


"The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'"



"I'd like to do a Christmas album. I've never done a Christmas album."


"The next thing I wrote was in a writing class at night school. It was about a poor woman who worked at a dime store and who was all alone for Christmas in Laurel, Mississippi."


"But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year."
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