"I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?"

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"I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?"

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"The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you."

Michael Bassey Johnson, Nigerian Philosopher

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"A tree fears an axe even though its handle is made from it."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

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"As the ironist does not have the new within his power, it might be asked how he destroys the old, and to this it must be answered: he destroys the given actuality by the given actuality itself."

Soren Kierkegaard, Danish Philosopher

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"Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."

Mark Twain, American Author

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"The laugh left a bitter taste in our mouths, but we laughed out all the same."

Haruki Murakami, Japanese Writer

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"A drunken but exceedingly depressed German clown from Munich entertained the public."

Fyodor Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Irony, Humor, Truth, Power, Happiness

"Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible."

Lisa Kleypas, American Novelist

Irony, Time, Desire, Life

"Happiness is a big joke, let us laugh at it loud."

Santosh Kalwar, Nepalese Poet

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"Starving whilst schooled is like a man's finding out that his wife is on her periods - a few seconds after he took Viagra."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you."

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"As the ironist does not have the new within his power, it might be asked how he destroys the old, and to this it must be answered: he destroys the given actuality by the given actuality itself."

"Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."

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"A drunken but exceedingly depressed German clown from Munich entertained the public."

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