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"I have a business appointment that I am anxious... to miss."
"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."
"I think this goes more to the idea of 'relentless irony' than 'divine providence."
"It is only because of their stupidity that they are able to be so sure of themselves."
"People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for."
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"Why work today? I'll take Tuesday on, just like I took Monday off. That's just the kind of dedicated worker I am."
"Cats are marvelous creatures - they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances adapt to them. Either way - they win."
"I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there's nothing left."
"And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's paid, it's work and not love, unless, of course he loves to work, in which case he'll surely love working for me, because I love people who love to do that to love to do that."
"Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the 'meaner' meant. And that's what #politics is all about - misreading."
"The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know..."
"I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation."
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