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"Sarcasm is a Manchester trait."
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"Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!"
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"You again, she said, and she did not sound happy."I know, the warrior replied with a heartfelt sigh. "You're so lucky to see me twice in one day. You're honored by my presence, yada, yada, heard it all before. Let's just move on, shall we. I don't handle fawning very well."
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"Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?"
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"Sarcasm is a Manchester trait."
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"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"
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"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."
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"When some smart ass asks you if you're driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.' You have to make sure you actually kick them all on your way around to the passenger side. Otherwise it's like lying."
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"If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor."
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"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."
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"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"
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"There are seven songs finished and on par with any that are on Siren's."
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"Sarcasm is a Manchester trait."
Sarcasm
"I'd rather have ten people who are mad for it than ten thousand who aren't."
People
"It was an amazing mistake to lose 10p on every copy because your sleeve is so expensive."
Mistake
"Actually when we stopped New Order I was busier than ever. The only gaps have been while we've been writing."
Order
"The fact is that you don't want to be away forever, but you want to lead a normal life."
Life
"America stopped making vinyl and phased out the single but Germany held out and refused. Warner's never phased out vinyl in Germany. Now America imports it!"
America
"It's the same misconception I used to have. I meet people and think they're millionaires and they're not."
People
"Democracy for us tends to be has to do with who shouts the loudest!"
Democracy
"I think people expect mud at festivals, I think you'd be asking for your money back if you didn't get it."
Money
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