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"Sarcasm is a Manchester trait."
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"You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You're more like a gust of arctic wind that bursts in and blows out all the candles when the door cracks open."
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"Help me, I can't breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room."
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"Are you driving this slow because you have no idea where we're going, or because you're hoping we jump out of the car & put ourselves out of our misery?"
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"Sarcasm is a Manchester trait."
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"If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor."
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"Well, Faye, dear, I'm sure Harlow's sorry she didn't think to ask if you'd been eaten by a shark. That's totally on her."
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"You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting."
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"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"
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"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."
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"Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day."
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"Sarcasm is a Manchester trait."
Sarcasm

"I think that you have to bear in mind that music is about escape, and it's not unreasonable to think the music business would be based around escapism."
Business

"I'd rather have ten people who are mad for it than ten thousand who aren't."
People

"The fact is that you don't want to be away forever, but you want to lead a normal life."
Life

"Democracy for us tends to be has to do with who shouts the loudest!"
Democracy

"It's quite ironic I suppose, it's that thing about being in a group when you all start out as friends and then invariably end up hating each other. So I just thought they needed telling really, in case they were labouring under the apprehension that they were still friends."
Thought

"But then I quite enjoy when something goes wrong, because when I watch DJs that take it very seriously, it's nice when you make a mistake and laugh about it."
Mistake

"They amaze me most of those remixes. Some of them are crap. But every time I complain, someone comes up and says they are for a different market that you don't understand. Some of the New Order ones are really great, though."
Time

"We need to talk about what we are going to do and see and decide. We'll have to wait and see."
Talk

"It was an amazing mistake to lose 10p on every copy because your sleeve is so expensive."
Mistake
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