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"Sarcasm is a Manchester trait."
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"You are a sick, sick man, I told him."Thank you, Ben replied, looking modest."
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"Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut."
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"Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake."
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"You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You're more like a gust of arctic wind that bursts in and blows out all the candles when the door cracks open."
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"Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day."
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"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."
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"You're so full of it, darlin'."
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"Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?"
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"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"
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"Are you suggesting I'm working with thezombies? That I paid them to pretend toattack me so that I'd trick you into letting me join you?"Did you? Mr. Holland demanded."Yeah, okay, I said in a sugar-sweet tone. "You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather hisbest undead buddies and stalk me throughmy friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it wastotally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season."
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"Democracy for us tends to be has to do with who shouts the loudest!"
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"But then I quite enjoy when something goes wrong, because when I watch DJs that take it very seriously, it's nice when you make a mistake and laugh about it."
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"We need to talk about what we are going to do and see and decide. We'll have to wait and see."
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"When you balance it against New Order, New Order don't work or tour relentlessly. We definitely work in our own way and sometimes it's a bit too slow for me, so I like to plan ahead and fill my time up."
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"They amaze me most of those remixes. Some of them are crap. But every time I complain, someone comes up and says they are for a different market that you don't understand. Some of the New Order ones are really great, though."
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"Actually when we stopped New Order I was busier than ever. The only gaps have been while we've been writing."
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"It was an amazing mistake to lose 10p on every copy because your sleeve is so expensive."
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"I'd rather have ten people who are mad for it than ten thousand who aren't."
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"Sarcasm is a Manchester trait."
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"We don't to be some kind of rock supergroup for the sake of being a supergroup. You want to change things and say something fresh and new so you appeal to people as a new group."
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