"Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!"

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"Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!"

Habeeb Akande, British Historian

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"You again, she said, and she did not sound happy."I know, the warrior replied with a heartfelt sigh. "You're so lucky to see me twice in one day. You're honored by my presence, yada, yada, heard it all before. Let's just move on, shall we. I don't handle fawning very well."

Gena Showalter, American Novelist

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"Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?"

Tahereh Mafi, Iranian Author

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"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"

Eoin Colfer, Irish Author

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"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

Sarcasm, Humor, Truth, Life, Today

"When some smart ass asks you if you're driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.' You have to make sure you actually kick them all on your way around to the passenger side. Otherwise it's like lying."

Elle Lothlorien, American Novelist

Sarcasm, Humor, Speech, Irony

"If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor."

Julie Kagawa, American Author

Sarcasm, Boundaries, Humor, Conflict

"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."

Marianne Moore, American Poet

Sarcasm, Suffering

"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"

Orson Scott Card, American Writer

Sarcasm, Kindness, Violence, Honesty

"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."

Christopher Moore, American Novelist

Sarcasm, Humor, Pride, Creativity

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"Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!"

"You again, she said, and she did not sound happy."I know, the warrior replied with a heartfelt sigh. "You're so lucky to see me twice in one day. You're honored by my presence, yada, yada, heard it all before. Let's just move on, shall we. I don't handle fawning very well."

"Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?"

"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"

"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."

"When some smart ass asks you if you're driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.' You have to make sure you actually kick them all on your way around to the passenger side. Otherwise it's like lying."

"If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor."

"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."

"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"

"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."

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"Keep your standards even when everyone around you is losing theirs."

"Observe the eyes, for they are the windows to her soul."

"All of yesterday's ballers are today's road sweepers."

"Respect can only be given to those who have earned it by working for it."

"Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance."

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