"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"

Sarcasm, Humor, Indifference, Dialogue

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"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"

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