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"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"
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"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"
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"When some smart ass asks you if you're driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.' You have to make sure you actually kick them all on your way around to the passenger side. Otherwise it's like lying."
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"Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!"
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"Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut."
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Personal Development
"Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake."
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Personal Development
"I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose."
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"You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting."
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Personal Development
"Are you driving this slow because you have no idea where we're going, or because you're hoping we jump out of the car & put ourselves out of our misery?"
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"Been there, done that. I'm sure I've got a T - shirt somewhere to prove it."
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"You are a sick, sick man, I told him."Thank you, Ben replied, looking modest."
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"The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present."
History
"Excuse me, Tex,' the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babies being born in this hospital. We wouldn't want the first sound they hear to be your painful howling. There could be lawsuits."
Life
"Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts."
Planning
"What's this?' he inquired, none too pleasantly. 'A circus?'No, Julius. It's the end of the circus.'I see. And these are the clowns?'Foaly's head poked through the doorway.'Pardon me for interrupting your extended circus metaphor, but what the hell is that?"
Humor
"Orion nodded, then asked, 'Dwarf cheese?'Cheese made by dwarfs.'Oh, said Orion, relieved. 'They make it. It's not actually . . .'No. What a horrible thought.'Exactly."
Humor
"No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order A la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?"
Individuality
"A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon."
Vision
"Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional."
Expectation
"Some people just needed to be stolen from."
Crime
"How does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant.Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it."
Adventure
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