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"Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!"
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Personal Development
"You again, she said, and she did not sound happy."I know, the warrior replied with a heartfelt sigh. "You're so lucky to see me twice in one day. You're honored by my presence, yada, yada, heard it all before. Let's just move on, shall we. I don't handle fawning very well."
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Personal Development
"Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?"
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Personal Development
"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"
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Personal Development
"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."
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Personal Development
"When some smart ass asks you if you're driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.' You have to make sure you actually kick them all on your way around to the passenger side. Otherwise it's like lying."
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Personal Development
"If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor."
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Personal Development
"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."
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Personal Development
"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"
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Personal Development
"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."
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Personal Development
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"Jerk.smokes cigars.will die of lung cancer,hopefully soon.excellent physical shape."
Humor
"What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed."
Humor
"Just because I've gone and snagged myself a hot boyfriend doesn't mean I'm going to leave my bestfriend high and dry."
Loyalty
"I missed you, Angel. Not one day went by that I didn't feel you missing from my life. You haunted me to the point that I began to believe Hank had gone back on his oath and killed you. I saw your ghost in everything. I couldn't escape you and I didn't want to. You tortured me, but it was better than losing you."
Loss
"And you would have lost. We were surrounded. He threatened your life, and he would have made good on that threat. He had you, and that meant he had me, too."
Protection
"The problem with human attraction is not knowing if it will be returned."
Attraction
"I'm doing boy detox. Like a diet, only for my emotional health."
Healing
"Scared, Angel?"
Fear
"Nothing makes me happy quite like a boatload of freshly fried fast food, smothered in good old MSG."
Food
"I like having you around, Britt. That's the truth. I'm not leaving you. Even if you were a pain in the butt, I'd stay with you. It's the right thing to do. But it turns out I find you likable and interesting, and while I'm not glad you have to go through this, I'm glad we have each other."
Friendship
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