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"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."

"If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor."

"You again, she said, and she did not sound happy."I know, the warrior replied with a heartfelt sigh. "You're so lucky to see me twice in one day. You're honored by my presence, yada, yada, heard it all before. Let's just move on, shall we. I don't handle fawning very well."

"Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake."

"Are you suggesting I'm working with thezombies? That I paid them to pretend toattack me so that I'd trick you into letting me join you?"Did you? Mr. Holland demanded."Yeah, okay, I said in a sugar-sweet tone. "You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather hisbest undead buddies and stalk me throughmy friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it wastotally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season."
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"Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar. Doms could be pain-in-the-ass mother hens."

"The easiest way to keep a woman over your shoulder is with a hand on her ass, and the other between her legs."

"This is the owner of Dark Haven. Master Xavier. Call him 'my liege.'Xavier sighed. He had no idea who'd first given him that title, but the submissives took such delight in it, he'd allowed it to continue."

"A good relationship is a two-way street, gatita. Submitting and serving is equaled by a master's need to take control, to protect, to make someone happy."
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