"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."

Sarcasm, Humor, Pride, Creativity

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"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."

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"Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?"

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"But Charlie could imagine, because he was a Beta Male, and imagination was his curse...."

Insecurity

"Rivera rubbed his temples. 'Satan told you to do it?' he said wearily.'No.''Elvis?''I told you, it's supernatural."

Supernatural

"She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species."

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"You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it."

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"I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another."

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"Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him...."

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"Blessed with the Beta Male imagination, he spent much of his life squinting into the future so he might spot ways in which the world was conspiring to kill him..."

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"Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism."

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"Does the work get easier once you know what you are doing?''Your lungs grow thick with stone dust and your eyes bleary from the sun and fragments thrown up by the chisel. You pour your lifeblood out into works of stone for Romans who will take your money in taxes to feed soldiers who will nail your people to crosses for wanting to be free. Your back breaks, your bones creak, your wife screeches at you, and your children torment you with open begging mouths, like greedy baby birds in the nest. You go to bed every night so tired and beaten that you pray to the Lord to send the angel of death to take you in your sleep so you don't have to face another morning. It also has its downside."

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