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"Congratulations,' I tell her with a slight bow. 'I hope you and your power trip will be very happy together. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to go."
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"You again, she said, and she did not sound happy."I know, the warrior replied with a heartfelt sigh. "You're so lucky to see me twice in one day. You're honored by my presence, yada, yada, heard it all before. Let's just move on, shall we. I don't handle fawning very well."
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"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"
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"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."
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"When some smart ass asks you if you're driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.' You have to make sure you actually kick them all on your way around to the passenger side. Otherwise it's like lying."
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"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."
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"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"
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"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."
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"Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!"
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"Are you suggesting I'm working with thezombies? That I paid them to pretend toattack me so that I'd trick you into letting me join you?"Did you? Mr. Holland demanded."Yeah, okay, I said in a sugar-sweet tone. "You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather hisbest undead buddies and stalk me throughmy friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it wastotally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season."
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"Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut."
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"Power has always corrupted, my dear. Even the promise of power. It is a hard thing to look at through the fence for hundreds of years without wondering what it would be like on the other side."
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"Time, Ms. McHenry,' Townsend said. 'It can be a cruel, cruel thing."
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"Ooh..I want one' - BexThey're not puppies.' -Cammie."
Humor
"It is an occupational hazard that anyone who has spent her life learning how to lie eventually becomes bad at telling the truth."
Morality
"Nothing ever happens quickly (except when it does). Nothing is ever, ever easy (except when it is). And, most of all, nothing ever goes perfectly according to plan (except in the movies)."
Reality
"Ok,' he says. 'First lesson.'Noah broadens his stance, taking his place firmly on the embassy side of the threshold. 'in the United States,' he says. Then, with both feet, he leaps on to the sidewalk. 'Out of the United States.' Quickly, he jumps back toward me. 'In the United States.' Another jump across the threshold. 'Out of the United States. In. Out. In --''Is this the part where I hit you?"
Humor
"The hallway felt like time itself, and Patricia Buckingham and I were standing at opposite ends-her looking back on all she'd seen, me wondering what lay ahead."
Reflection
"And I didn't choose it, Kat. I chose you."
Love
"The only way Bex would miss this would be if she were unconscious. And tied up. And in a concrete bunker. In Siberia."
Exaggeration
"My name is Cammie! I didn't think about all the people I could have woken, all the alarms that might have gone off. I just snapped, 'How did you know about Boston? Why are you working with Mr. Solomon now? Are you my friend or are you my enemy, Zach? Or, wait, let me guess, you can't tell me."
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