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Insult Quotes
"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river."
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"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
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"I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely."
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"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."
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"Each of us carries within himself a collection of instant insults."
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"An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture."
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"Sister? Jessie Kay scowled. "Do I really look like his sister? I clearly come from grade-A stock while his ancestors made a few poor choices along the way."
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"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."
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"Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift."
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