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"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."
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"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"
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"When some smart ass asks you if you're driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.' You have to make sure you actually kick them all on your way around to the passenger side. Otherwise it's like lying."
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"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."
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"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."
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"Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!"
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"Are you suggesting I'm working with thezombies? That I paid them to pretend toattack me so that I'd trick you into letting me join you?"Did you? Mr. Holland demanded."Yeah, okay, I said in a sugar-sweet tone. "You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather hisbest undead buddies and stalk me throughmy friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it wastotally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season."
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"Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut."
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"Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake."
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"I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose."
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"You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting."
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"If technique is of no interest to a writer, I doubt that the writer is an artist."
Writer
"If you will tell me why the fen appears impassable, I then will tell you why I think that I can cross it if I try."
Will
"As contagion of sickness makes sickness, contagion of trust can make trust."
Trust
"Impatience is the mark of independence, not of bondage."
Politics
"You're not free until you've been made captive by supreme belief."
Trust
"Psychology which explains everything explains nothing, and we are still in doubt."
Doubt
"My father used to say superior people never make long visits."
Family
"The passion for setting people right is in itself an afflictive disease."
People
"Beauty is everlasting And dust is for a time."
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"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."
Sarcasm
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