"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."

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"Stop crying. You're giving archangels everywhere a bad name."

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"I'm Crusty," he said, with a tartar-yellow smile.I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are."

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"In a poem the excitement has to maintain itself. I am governed by the pull of the sentence as the pull of a fabric is governed by gravity."

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