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"What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this.""Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that."
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"You again, she said, and she did not sound happy."I know, the warrior replied with a heartfelt sigh. "You're so lucky to see me twice in one day. You're honored by my presence, yada, yada, heard it all before. Let's just move on, shall we. I don't handle fawning very well."
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"Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?"
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"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"
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"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."
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"When some smart ass asks you if you're driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.' You have to make sure you actually kick them all on your way around to the passenger side. Otherwise it's like lying."
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"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."
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"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"
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"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."
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"You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You're more like a gust of arctic wind that bursts in and blows out all the candles when the door cracks open."
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"Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!"
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"Their dad was the god of thieves, but they were about a stealthy as water buffalos."
Family
"When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots."
Comfort
"Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever."
Friendship
"It wasn't easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape."
Humor
"Where his eyes should've been, there was only fire, empty sockets glowing with miniature nuclear explosions."
Horror
"And you, Percy, are my favorite son."
Family
"Lord Bacchus, do you remember me? I helped you with that missing leopard in Sonoma." Bacchus scratched his stubbly chin. "Ah... yes. John Green." "Jason Grace.""Whatever," the god said."
Recognition
"You'd think getting chopped into a million pieces and cast into the darkest part of the Underworld would give him a subtle clue that nobody wanted him around."
Danger
"Please!' That word didn't make sense to Nico. The Underworld had no mercy. It only had justice. 'You're already dead,' Nico said. 'You're a ghost with no tongue, no memory. You won't be sharing any secrets."
Justice
"He slung off his backpack. He'd managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct tape, lighter, superglue, water bottle, camping roll, a Comfy Panda Pillow Pet (as seen on TV), and a Swiss army knife-pretty much every tool a modern demigod could want."
Survival
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