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"Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake."
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"You are a sick, sick man, I told him."Thank you, Ben replied, looking modest."
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"Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut."
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"Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake."
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"Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?"
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"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"
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"You have more issues than Reader's Digest."
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"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."
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"Knock him out, Paris!''Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I'm at it?"
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"Help me, I can't breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room."
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"Well, Faye, dear, I'm sure Harlow's sorry she didn't think to ask if you'd been eaten by a shark. That's totally on her."
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"This may be a thing you neither want nor need," she said. "But I'd rather you have it, wishing didn't, than not have it and wish you did."
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"Fire looked into his quiet eyes, touched his dear familiar face and considered the question."
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"Not all people who inspire devotion are monsters."
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"Would you please do me the honor of telling me WHAT THE BLAZES IS GOING ON?"
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"You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?""I've a knife in my boot," she said, and then wondered, for a moment, if she could throttle a moose with her bare hands."
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"Did you ever love someone," Lucy says, "and know they love you, and you're attracted to them, and you know they're attracted to you, and so many things are exactly right, but it doesn't matter, because the few things that are wrong are completely, totally fucked?"
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