"You are a sick, sick man, I told him."Thank you, Ben replied, looking modest."

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"You are a sick, sick man, I told him."Thank you, Ben replied, looking modest."

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"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."

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"You are a sick, sick man, I told him."Thank you, Ben replied, looking modest."

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"Stop crying. You're giving archangels everywhere a bad name."

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"Help me, I can't breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room."

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"I'm Crusty," he said, with a tartar-yellow smile.I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are."

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"Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day."

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"Well, Faye, dear, I'm sure Harlow's sorry she didn't think to ask if you'd been eaten by a shark. That's totally on her."

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"Congratulations,' I tell her with a slight bow. 'I hope you and your power trip will be very happy together. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to go."

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"No, really," I said. "Now that we know that Flores is really this nasty, fiery, superpowerful nothing-can-kill-me demon from hell, maybe we should consider just giving Christy to him?"

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"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."

"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."

"You are a sick, sick man, I told him."Thank you, Ben replied, looking modest."

"Stop crying. You're giving archangels everywhere a bad name."

"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"

"Help me, I can't breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room."

"I'm Crusty," he said, with a tartar-yellow smile.I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are."

"Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day."

"Well, Faye, dear, I'm sure Harlow's sorry she didn't think to ask if you'd been eaten by a shark. That's totally on her."

"Congratulations,' I tell her with a slight bow. 'I hope you and your power trip will be very happy together. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to go."

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"A man learns with age, if he is lucky."

"She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair."

"No, really," I said. "Now that we know that Flores is really this nasty, fiery, superpowerful nothing-can-kill-me demon from hell, maybe we should consider just giving Christy to him?"

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"You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while? "Mmm, I said. "I give up. What's the use of having a man in the house?"

"Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary."