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"I'd like to do more stuff with less sarcasm."
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"You are a sick, sick man, I told him."Thank you, Ben replied, looking modest."
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"Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut."
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"Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake."
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"You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You're more like a gust of arctic wind that bursts in and blows out all the candles when the door cracks open."
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"Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day."
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"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."
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"You're so full of it, darlin'."
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"Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?"
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"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"
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"Are you suggesting I'm working with thezombies? That I paid them to pretend toattack me so that I'd trick you into letting me join you?"Did you? Mr. Holland demanded."Yeah, okay, I said in a sugar-sweet tone. "You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather hisbest undead buddies and stalk me throughmy friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it wastotally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season."
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"I'd just love to have an audience and it's the most fun in the world to get a new script every week and have the audience come in, and work with those actors."
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"You know what you are best at, and writing is just not my thing, but I like it."
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"I like going to New York. I like the galleries and the theatre and the restaurants and bars and music. I think that city is more alive than Los Angeles."
Music
"A good place to start initially would be school plays."
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"I am pretty much a sucker any really bad reality television."
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"Yeah, I started when I was 6 years old. My brother and sister would get all of these presents at Christmas time from the cast and crew of their show and I was jealous. So I decided that I had to become an actor."
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"I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor."
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"I'd like to do more stuff with less sarcasm."
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"I do like to hang out in the corner and keep my eye on the party, or be outside in a smaller group."
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"I pretty much only write by default, because I want to make certain projects so instead of trying to wait and find them, I create them, but I'm not really a writer."
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