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"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going."
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"You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher."
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"I was not created to be occupied by eating delicious foods like tied up cattle."
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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
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"Dinner was made for eating, not for talking."
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"I've done the Rolling Stones eating each other."
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"Lunch kills half of Paris, supper the other half."
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"The sun would come up over the ocean, and we'd be eating scrambled eggs before we shot some stuff. It was a vacation in the sense that it was the best working conditions."
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"I am inclined to think that eating is a private thing and should be done alone, like other bodily functions."
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"Are you eating it? Or is it eating you?"
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"Basically, though, I believe in eating well, not eating too much but eating a variety of foods."
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"I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me."
People
"Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it."
Being
"I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance."
Chance
"It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people."
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"I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place."
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"Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science."
Science
"But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that."
Funny
"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."
Nothing
"If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too."
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"I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real."
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