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"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going."
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"The sun would come up over the ocean, and we'd be eating scrambled eggs before we shot some stuff. It was a vacation in the sense that it was the best working conditions."
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"I don't go long without eating. I never starve myself: I grab a healthy snack."
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"When I am full, I stop eating."
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"Am I eating chicken or tuna?"
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"At this point, I wouldn't be able to digest meat, and I don't like eating things with faces."
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"Eating coals of fire has always been one of the sensational feats of the Fire Kings, as it is quite generally known that charcoal burns with an extremely intense heat."
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"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."
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"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts."
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"I never felt that getting angry would do you any good other than hurt your own digestion, keep you from eating, which I liked to do."
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"I am inclined to think that eating is a private thing and should be done alone, like other bodily functions."
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"If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you."
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"If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it."
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"In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression."
Impression
"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going."
Eating
"I'm here today because I hated everything else."
Today
"Back then, I was doing more of my impression of what a comic is supposed to do."
Impression
"It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes."
First
"Men don't hear women."
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"Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal."
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"But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking."
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