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"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going."
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"I am inclined to think that eating is a private thing and should be done alone, like other bodily functions."

"I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle."

"Zac Efron would make us feel guilty for eating big dinners. He'd say, "Do you really want to eat those carbs?" It was like, "Thanks a lot!""

"I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I will tell you, I have not eaten many Doritos since."

"Dinner was made for eating, not for talking."

"I don't go long without eating. I never starve myself: I grab a healthy snack."

"Eating coals of fire has always been one of the sensational feats of the Fire Kings, as it is quite generally known that charcoal burns with an extremely intense heat."

"He who looks in the crystal ball ends up eating glass... They're way, way close."
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"I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me."


"If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you."


"It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes."
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