"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."

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"I never felt that getting angry would do you any good other than hurt your own digestion, keep you from eating, which I liked to do."

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Ralph Steadman, British Cartoonist

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"I never felt that getting angry would do you any good other than hurt your own digestion, keep you from eating, which I liked to do."

"I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle."

"Are you eating it? Or is it eating you?"

"I made a lot of friends over the years and I would always look at what they were eating. All of them were skinny. I would think that I would like to eat like that."

"I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it."

"And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on."

"I've done the Rolling Stones eating each other."

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"Zac Efron would make us feel guilty for eating big dinners. He'd say, "Do you really want to eat those carbs?" It was like, "Thanks a lot!""

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