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"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
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"I don't go long without eating. I never starve myself: I grab a healthy snack."

"At this point, I wouldn't be able to digest meat, and I don't like eating things with faces."

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"I never felt that getting angry would do you any good other than hurt your own digestion, keep you from eating, which I liked to do."

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"When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less."
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