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Ryan Stiles

"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."

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Donna Grant

"I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I will tell you, I have not eaten many Doritos since."

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Donna Grant

"I can't walk by chocolate without eating it."

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Donna Grant

"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."

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Donna Grant

"You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher."

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Donna Grant

"I was not created to be occupied by eating delicious foods like tied up cattle."

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Donna Grant

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."

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Donna Grant

"When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less."

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Donna Grant

"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going."

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Donna Grant

"Dinner was made for eating, not for talking."

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Donna Grant

"I've done the Rolling Stones eating each other."

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Ryan Stiles
"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."

Sky

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Ryan Stiles
"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."

Man

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Ryan Stiles
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."

Control

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Ryan Stiles
"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"

Man

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Ryan Stiles
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."

Rap

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Ryan Stiles
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."

Car

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Ryan Stiles
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."

Home

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Ryan Stiles
"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."

Wife

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Ryan Stiles
"I look like Walt Disney just threw up."

Disney

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Ryan Stiles
"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."

America

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