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"But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy."
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"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts."
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"I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I will tell you, I have not eaten many Doritos since."
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"I can't walk by chocolate without eating it."
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"I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle."
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"But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy."
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"I never felt that getting angry would do you any good other than hurt your own digestion, keep you from eating, which I liked to do."
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"I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half."
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"Eating coals of fire has always been one of the sensational feats of the Fire Kings, as it is quite generally known that charcoal burns with an extremely intense heat."
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"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."
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"I remember seeing the song in some diners on the selection gadget that plays records at the table while you were eating. We were never told if the songs ever got on any charts."
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"People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are."
People
"I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian."
Life
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Woman
"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."
Comedy
"I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid."
Care
"Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make."
Money
"As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything."
Government
"When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show."
Honor
"Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face."
People
"But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy."
Eating
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