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"I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it."
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"I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I will tell you, I have not eaten many Doritos since."
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"I can't walk by chocolate without eating it."
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"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."
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"You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher."
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"I was not created to be occupied by eating delicious foods like tied up cattle."
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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
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"When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less."
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"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going."
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"Dinner was made for eating, not for talking."
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"I've done the Rolling Stones eating each other."
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"Until I separated from Parker, I had never been without them-and it's the hardest thing to share them. But we're trying to give the children the semblance of having whole lives."
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"I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to."
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"There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are."
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"I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!"
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"You'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun."
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"When push comes to shove, it ain't the science that's going to lift you up-it's the belief, the spiritual side of life, that's going to lift you up, no matter what religion you are."
Religion

"I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed."
Love

"I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party."
Birthday

"When you're the spokeswoman for a weight-loss program, everything is witnessed. I weigh in once a week with a witness. I have to sign an affidavit saying I cannot have any surgeries."
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"I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it."
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