"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."

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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."

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"I am inclined to think that eating is a private thing and should be done alone, like other bodily functions."

"I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle."

"Zac Efron would make us feel guilty for eating big dinners. He'd say, "Do you really want to eat those carbs?" It was like, "Thanks a lot!""

"Am I eating chicken or tuna?"

"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going."

"I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I will tell you, I have not eaten many Doritos since."

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"I don't go long without eating. I never starve myself: I grab a healthy snack."

"Eating coals of fire has always been one of the sensational feats of the Fire Kings, as it is quite generally known that charcoal burns with an extremely intense heat."

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