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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
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"Zac Efron would make us feel guilty for eating big dinners. He'd say, "Do you really want to eat those carbs?" It was like, "Thanks a lot!""
"I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up."
"I realistically eat every hour and 15 minutes. I watch the clock to see when I eat again. I'm almost upset that I'm not eating now."
"You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher."
"Basically, though, I believe in eating well, not eating too much but eating a variety of foods."
"I am inclined to think that eating is a private thing and should be done alone, like other bodily functions."
"Eating coals of fire has always been one of the sensational feats of the Fire Kings, as it is quite generally known that charcoal burns with an extremely intense heat."
"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going."
"I was not created to be occupied by eating delicious foods like tied up cattle."
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