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"And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on."
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"I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I will tell you, I have not eaten many Doritos since."
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"I can't walk by chocolate without eating it."
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"Eating coals of fire has always been one of the sensational feats of the Fire Kings, as it is quite generally known that charcoal burns with an extremely intense heat."
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"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."
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"I remember seeing the song in some diners on the selection gadget that plays records at the table while you were eating. We were never told if the songs ever got on any charts."
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"You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher."
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"I was not created to be occupied by eating delicious foods like tied up cattle."
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"You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven."
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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
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"When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less."
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"Funny is when you're serious."
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"Although in Abbott and Costello, and straight man was first. That's a very interesting concept."
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"But there's a lot of 50's and a lot of boomers and a lot of kids in their 30's that grew up with us."
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"Then I got out of the service, and I was going to be a Shakespearean actor."
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"You asked what is the secret of a really good sketch. And it is a sketch is a small play. It's got a beginning, and a middle and an end. It should have a plot; it should have the characters, conflict. It is a little play. And in it, will be funny stuff."
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"I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago."
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"And I went to New York and died; for 10 years I walked those pavements. I can't think of New York without feeling uncomfortable and feeling like a failure."
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"I wish there was something that - I get all those wonderful letters and wonderful acknowledgments, and I wish I could be more appreciative of what I do. But it's hard for me."
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"And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on."
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