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"You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher."
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"I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up."
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"I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it."
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"Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums."
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