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"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."
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"I am inclined to think that eating is a private thing and should be done alone, like other bodily functions."
"I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle."
"Zac Efron would make us feel guilty for eating big dinners. He'd say, "Do you really want to eat those carbs?" It was like, "Thanks a lot!""
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
"But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy."
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"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up."
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
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