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Kitchen Quotes



"The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me."



"Good kitchen equipment is expensive, but most items last a lifetime and will pay for themselves over and over again."



"I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners."



"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'"



"The kitchen may not get cleaned, and I have to accept that. I do the important things."



"I'm good in the kitchen. I can cook seafood, collard greens, black-eyed peas."


"I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast."


"For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that."



"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."



"The house is in turmoil with records on every space. In the kitchen and in the dining room is covered with records. I don't have a big enough house to accommodate everything."



"I'm in a loft and the kitchen is in the very center of the apartment. The whole place revolves around it."
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