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"I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle."
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"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts."
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"I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I will tell you, I have not eaten many Doritos since."
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"I can't walk by chocolate without eating it."
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"I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle."
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"Eating coals of fire has always been one of the sensational feats of the Fire Kings, as it is quite generally known that charcoal burns with an extremely intense heat."
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"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."
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"I remember seeing the song in some diners on the selection gadget that plays records at the table while you were eating. We were never told if the songs ever got on any charts."
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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
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"I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it."
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"You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher."
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"I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle."
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"It's good to do something for Americans for once."
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"Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!"
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