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"You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven."
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"I am inclined to think that eating is a private thing and should be done alone, like other bodily functions."
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"I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle."
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"Zac Efron would make us feel guilty for eating big dinners. He'd say, "Do you really want to eat those carbs?" It was like, "Thanks a lot!""
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"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
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"Am I eating chicken or tuna?"
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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
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"Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going."
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"I started working around eigth grade. I remember doing a Doritos commercial where there were four days in a row of eating them, and I will tell you, I have not eaten many Doritos since."
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"Dinner was made for eating, not for talking."
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"I don't go long without eating. I never starve myself: I grab a healthy snack."
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"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."
Being
"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."
Man
"The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board."
American
"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."
Internet
"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."
Death
"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
Police
"I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."
Trust
"Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand."
Office
"It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity."
Time
"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."
Education
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