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"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
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Woody Allen
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
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"Showing up is 80 percent of life."
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Woody Allen
"Showing up is 80 percent of life."
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"I didn't think Comfort and Joy was going to be a box-office smash."
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Bill Forsyth
"I didn't think Comfort and Joy was going to be a box-office smash."
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"How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans."
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Woody Allen
"How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans."
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"You're never fully dressed without a smile."
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Martin Charnin
"You're never fully dressed without a smile."
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"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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Woody Allen
"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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"I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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Woody Allen
"I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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"I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it."
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Woody Allen
"I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it."
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"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
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Woody Allen
"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
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"The second Cocoon questions that and deals much more directly with the value of living in the real world with its trials and tribulations. I would say it's about that and not about aging or death."
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Daniel Petrie
"The second Cocoon questions that and deals much more directly with the value of living in the real world with its trials and tribulations. I would say it's about that and not about aging or death."
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"I pick out young people and teach them in less time than it would take me to alter the methods of people from the boards, and I get actors who look the parts they have to fill."
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D. W. Griffith
"I pick out young people and teach them in less time than it would take me to alter the methods of people from the boards, and I get actors who look the parts they have to fill."
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"The thing about Brando was that I'd make these directions, and he'd walk away. He'd heard enough... to get the machine going."
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Elia Kazan
"The thing about Brando was that I'd make these directions, and he'd walk away. He'd heard enough... to get the machine going."
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"Those are just some of the people whom we interviewed in the documentary, but that should provide you with a good sense of the credibility of the individuals who bolster the case that this administration lied us into a war."
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Robert Greenwald
"Those are just some of the people whom we interviewed in the documentary, but that should provide you with a good sense of the credibility of the individuals who bolster the case that this administration lied us into a war."
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"There are truths which one can only say after having won the right to say them."
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Jean Cocteau
"There are truths which one can only say after having won the right to say them."
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"What is fascinating is that it is physical. You know, that's one thing about intellectuals, they've proved that you can be absolute brilliant and have no idea what's going on. But on the other hand, the body doesn't lie, as we now know. Nono, it'll be great, because all of those ph.Ds are in there, like, discussing modes of alienation, and we'll be in here quietly humping."
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Woody Allen
"What is fascinating is that it is physical. You know, that's one thing about intellectuals, they've proved that you can be absolute brilliant and have no idea what's going on. But on the other hand, the body doesn't lie, as we now know. Nono, it'll be great, because all of those ph.Ds are in there, like, discussing modes of alienation, and we'll be in here quietly humping."
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"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse."
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Woody Allen
"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse."
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"Reality is a dirty word for me, I know it isn't for most people, but I am not interested. There's too much of it about."
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Ken Russell
"Reality is a dirty word for me, I know it isn't for most people, but I am not interested. There's too much of it about."
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"I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend."
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Woody Allen
"I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend."
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"Ninety percent of living is just showing up."
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Woody Allen
"Ninety percent of living is just showing up."
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"What I remember myself from films, and what I love about films, is specific scenes and characters."
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Harmony Korine
"What I remember myself from films, and what I love about films, is specific scenes and characters."
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"Luck is an art."
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George Roy Hill
"Luck is an art."
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"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
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Woody Allen
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
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"I hate love. Hate being in love. I never want it to happen to me again."
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Muriel Box
"I hate love. Hate being in love. I never want it to happen to me again."
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"In the back of your mind, when you say you want to write music for the movies, you're saying that you want a big house, a big car and a boat. If you just wanted to write music, you could live in Kansas and do it."
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Bill Conti
"In the back of your mind, when you say you want to write music for the movies, you're saying that you want a big house, a big car and a boat. If you just wanted to write music, you could live in Kansas and do it."
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"Whoever becomes the head of the National Theater finds himself in a position like that of Nelson's Column - pigeons dump on you because you're there."
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Peter Hall
"Whoever becomes the head of the National Theater finds himself in a position like that of Nelson's Column - pigeons dump on you because you're there."
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"Yes, the experience of all stages of life are valuable, not just of youth."
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Daniel Petrie
"Yes, the experience of all stages of life are valuable, not just of youth."
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"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
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Woody Allen
"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
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"Our relationship was cursed by the fact that we agreed on everything."
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Elia Kazan
"Our relationship was cursed by the fact that we agreed on everything."
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"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
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Woody Allen
"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
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"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
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Woody Allen
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
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Woody Allen
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
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"I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders."
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Woody Allen
"I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders."
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"They studio were flabbergasted when they discovered how interested everybody was in 'those old people.' And now many upcoming projects feature older people; it's become a trend."
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Daniel Petrie
"They studio were flabbergasted when they discovered how interested everybody was in 'those old people.' And now many upcoming projects feature older people; it's become a trend."
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"You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans."
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Woody Allen
"You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans."
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"One must have one's delusions to live. If you look at life too honestly and clearly, life becomes unbearable because it's a pretty grim enterprise, you will admit."
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Woody Allen
"One must have one's delusions to live. If you look at life too honestly and clearly, life becomes unbearable because it's a pretty grim enterprise, you will admit."
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"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."
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Woody Allen
"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."
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"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"
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Woody Allen
"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"
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"The same characters that keep reappearing, bigger than life, find their own integrity in doing what they do the way they do it, even if it causes their own deaths."
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Robert Aldrich
"The same characters that keep reappearing, bigger than life, find their own integrity in doing what they do the way they do it, even if it causes their own deaths."
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"If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."
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Woody Allen
"If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."
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"I wanted to make people happy, if only for an hour."
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Busby Berkeley
"I wanted to make people happy, if only for an hour."
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"Understand life's mysteries - as mysteries to be lived."
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Robert Zemeckis
"Understand life's mysteries - as mysteries to be lived."
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"I am fond of depicting the lives of young folks for one thing, and if you have parts for girls or young men, you must absolutely have young people to fill them - that is generally acknowledged now."
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D. W. Griffith
"I am fond of depicting the lives of young folks for one thing, and if you have parts for girls or young men, you must absolutely have young people to fill them - that is generally acknowledged now."
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"The belief that the good in American society will finally win out... I don't believe any more."
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Elia Kazan
"The belief that the good in American society will finally win out... I don't believe any more."
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"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
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Woody Allen
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
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Woody Allen
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
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"Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right."
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Woody Allen
"Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right."
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"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
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Woody Allen
"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
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"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
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Woody Allen
"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
Job,
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"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."
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Woody Allen
"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."
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"It's always the small people who change things. It's never the politicians or the big guys. I mean, who pulled down the Berlin wall? It was all the people in the streets. The specialists didn't have a clue the day before."
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Luc Besson
"It's always the small people who change things. It's never the politicians or the big guys. I mean, who pulled down the Berlin wall? It was all the people in the streets. The specialists didn't have a clue the day before."
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