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Quotes by Director
"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."
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"What I remember myself from films, and what I love about films, is specific scenes and characters."
Love,
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"My brain? That's my second favorite organ."
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"I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics."
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"The only thing experience teaches you is what you can't do. When you start, you think you can do anything. And then you start to get a little tired."
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"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
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"I didn't think Comfort and Joy was going to be a box-office smash."
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"I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it."
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"Those are just some of the people whom we interviewed in the documentary, but that should provide you with a good sense of the credibility of the individuals who bolster the case that this administration lied us into a war."
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"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
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"I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend."
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"I'm going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I'll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead."
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"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
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"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"
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"I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people."
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"There are truths which one can only say after having won the right to say them."
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"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
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"Showing up is 80 percent of life."
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"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
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"Art is an experience, not the formulation of a problem."
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"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
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"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
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"We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices..."
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"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
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