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Machine Quotes


"Machines take me by surprise with great frequency."


"Flight by machines heavier than air is unpractical and insignificant, if not utterly impossible."


"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."


"Yes, I remember the barbed wire and the guard towers and the machine guns, but they became part of my normal landscape. What would be abnormal in normal times became my normality in camp."


"When man wanted to make a machine that would walk he created the wheel, which does not resemble a leg."


"Our bodies are machines and have to be functional, and to do that they have to be fed properly."


"No more than these machines need the mathematician know what he does."


"The whole publicity machine is a very weird one. It's kind of a necessary part of what we do here, but this helps me keep grounded."


"The payoffs in showbiz seemed as random as a slot machine."


"The fundamental point in fabricating a chain reacting machine is of course to see to it that each fission produces a certain number of neutrons and some of these neutrons will again produce fission."


"I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly."


"Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine."


"Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine."


"I was playing with the Aquabats, and then I quit to join a band called Suicide Machine in Detroit."


"The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it."


"I've always worked on the machines, especially the 125 and 250 which are really difficult to set up."


"In many biological structures proteins are simply components of larger molecular machines."


"It's great to just disappear, grab a suitcase, switch the answering machine on and just go somewhere else."


"Once Miramax gets involved, if they like your movie, there's a big machine that gets involved."


"One bug in an SMTP server can open up the whole machine for intrusion."


"Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine."
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