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"The pencil of the Holy Ghost hath labored more in describing the afflictions of Job than the felicities of Solomon."
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"The public don't know what they want; it's my job to tell them."
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"Sometimes I have to accept a job I don't really want. Hardly anybody comes up to you with a commission; it's all competitions these days."
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"The job of mayor and Governor is becoming more and more like the job of university president, which I used to be; it looks like you are in charge, but you are not."
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"Judging is a lonely job in which a man is, as near as may be, an island entire."
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"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
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"That's where my job comes in. Getting the E.U. and U.S. to agree."
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"A politician will do anything to keep his job, even become a patriot."
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"It's our job as economic developers in the state to make sure any prospect receives all available incentives."
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"The job of the novelist is to invent: to embroider, to color, to embellish, to make things up."
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"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
Job

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
People

"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
Love

"Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words."
Humor

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
God

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
Parenting

"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
Food

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
Life

"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
Education

"Tradition is the illusion of permanance."
Illusion
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