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Woody Allen

"If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."

Woody Allen, American Director
Religion, Faith, Criticism, Morality
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"If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."

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"God has forgiven and still forgives us when we repent from our sins, an indication that we are not called to sin, but to live in accordance with His will."

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"Pious people spoke to God, and crazy people imagined that God spoke back."

Philip K. Dick, American Writer
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"It is ill to offer God one duty stained with the blood of another."

Charles Spurgeon, British Clergyman
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"Faith is the road, but communion with Jesus is the well from which the pilgrim drinks."

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