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Woody Allen

"If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."

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Brennan Manning

"A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist."

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Brennan Manning

"Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations."

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Brennan Manning

"Only the Prince of Peace gives peace."

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Brennan Manning

"There was only one guy in the whole Bible Jesus ever personally promised a place with him in Paradise. Not Peter, not Paul, not any of those guys. He was a convicted thief, being executed. So don't knock the guys on death row. Maybe they know something you don't."

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Brennan Manning

"A universe with a God would look quite different from a universe without one. A physics, a biology where there is a God is bound to look different. So the most basic claims of religion are scientific. Religion is a scientific theory."

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Brennan Manning

"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."

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Brennan Manning

"Keep your hope in the Lord."

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Brennan Manning

"Religion is a cultural relic inherited from ancient civilizations that doctrinal influence persists globally in modern times. Religious people rely upon their notional belief in the primal innocence of human beings in order to support the abstract supposition of inherently benevolent God guiding human souls."

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Brennan Manning

"Unlike most other world religions, Buddhism has never been too rigid in its structure."

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Brennan Manning

"A strange fanaticism fills our time: the fanatical hatred of morality, especially of Christian morality."

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Woody Allen
"Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

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Woody Allen
"I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes."

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Woody Allen
"I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics."

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Woody Allen
"Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be."

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Woody Allen
"The most expensive sex is free sex."

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Woody Allen
"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back."

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Woody Allen
"Showing up is 80 percent of life."

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Woody Allen
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

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Woody Allen
"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."

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Woody Allen
"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."

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