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"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me."

"Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable."

"What leads to unhappiness, is making pleasure the chief aim."
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"The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."

"I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her."

"Those modern analysts they charge so much! In my day for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables."

"The worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever."

"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman."
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