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Woody Allen

"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."

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"The devil will try to stop you on your path to success, He can do this through doubts and fear."

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"The devil depends on a dark secret chance, but God does it now before your own eyes."

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"I know, to banish anger altogether from one's breast is a difficult task. It cannot be achieved through pure personal effort. It can be done only by God's grace."

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"If a person is outside the sin zone, the devil is powerless against him."

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