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Quotes by Entertainer

"Spanking and verbal criticism have become, to many parents, more important tools of child rearing than approval."

"They would have been very let down if they had to leave the theater and he had missed. He would feel badly. Everyone would feel badly. But he never let them down."

"Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear."

"Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others."


"Nowadays even presidents, vice-presidents, and heads of big agencies are opening their minds to accept psychic phenomena, because they know it works."
Vice,


"There is a learning quality in all of our shows."

"The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money."

"If you look at the Bible almost everything that was predicted, maybe everything, has come to pass."

"CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'"


"Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not."


"If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool."

"If I went in to pitch this show to a network, I would be laughed out of the room."

"I enjoy 'Supermarket Sweep' because of its adlib demands in following the fast action."

"All serial killers want to win. They choose victims they can kill successfully."

"You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants."

"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."

"Information comes through to me in 3 basic ways seen, hearing, and feeling the energy of the person that's crossed over. In which it is a symbolic type of language."

"I know guys in my hometown that drive by feel and sound."

"When I was a kid, people who got divorced were people who had no gumption."

"We have an incredible national forest service, and we have an incredible child outreach program that the president has put together. I don't see anything wrong with national service for a minimum of two years. If we were to require that, we wouldn't need a draft."

"Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality."

"Wherever there is danger, there lurks opportunity; whenever there is opportunity, there lurks danger. The two are inseparable. They go together."

"And since I just turned 32, I'm thinking about getting married, having a family, and that's very difficult to do on the road as a correspondent."

"I think there's a little bit of sizzling here. Honestly, I can feel it. The ions are flying back and forth."

"In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath."

"The one noticeable similarity with almost all serial killer victims is their short height and low weight."

"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."

"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."


"After the Republican Party did everything that Colin Powell says it needs to do to grow, and nominated the very kind of candidate he wanted in 2008, what did Powell do? He endorsed Obama! So according to the Drive-Bys and David Gergen, Republicans should let somebody who campaigned and voted for Obama, tell us how to build our party."


"Well, actually, the Second City thing came about because I was taking a few improv classes there. I thought that the improv classes would help with my wrestling career, which it has."

"I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate."

"I could never understand how we could put 120,000 Japanese behind a fence in World War II. I remember being bewildered about that."

"Because many of us have been in game shows for some time, there's always someone around who can share a story of Johnny O or Jay Stewart that I never heard."
Time,

"Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle."

"Our nation is built on the bedrock principle that governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed."

"In my experience victims are more concerned with helping their families understand that they are still connected to them. In some rare experiences information comes through that helps understand what happened."

"In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport."

"Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse."


"I feel I have so many projects and I haven't completed them yet."


"I'm in a loft and the kitchen is in the very center of the apartment. The whole place revolves around it."

"The struggle of my life created empathy - I could relate to pain, being abandoned, having people not love me."
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