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"For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that."
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"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'"

"For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that."

"I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners."

"I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast."

"I'm in a loft and the kitchen is in the very center of the apartment. The whole place revolves around it."

"The house is in turmoil with records on every space. In the kitchen and in the dining room is covered with records. I don't have a big enough house to accommodate everything."

"The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me."

"Good kitchen equipment is expensive, but most items last a lifetime and will pay for themselves over and over again."
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"I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth - I just hate what is being done with it."

"Recipe writers hate to write about heat. They despise it. Because there aren't proper words for communicating what should be done with it."

"So I quit my job and went to the New England Culinary Institute for the full two years and worked in the restaurant industry after that until finally I thought I had a grasp on what I needed to do what I do."

"My first book is really about heat. That book, for me, was an exploration of heat as ingredient. Why we don't talk about heat as an ingredient, I don't quite understand, because it is the common ingredient to all cooking processes."

"The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with."

"I'm going from doing all of the work to having to delegate the work - which is almost harder for me than doing the work myself. I'm a lousy delegator, but I'm learning."

"I have nothing but sympathy for the people who are forced to work with me. I'm better now at picking out those that want to play that game with me, and those that don't."

"Take ice. Ice is fascinating to me. Ice is the one thing in our world that went from an agricultural product to being manufactured."

"Enough people have now mentioned Bill Nye the Science Guy to me that I now desperately avoid it all costs."
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