"The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea."

"He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too."

"I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders."

"You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants."

"Even a cock crows over his own dunghill."

"Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous."

"I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies."

"Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald."

"Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth."

"Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt."

"The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason."

"You can't play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it."

"There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over."

"A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up."

"Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two."

"After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful."

"Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm."

"Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them."

"We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference."

"If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open."