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"The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day."
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"Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground."
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"As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible."
People

"I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now."
Living

"It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did."
People

"Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?"
People

"The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming."
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"The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive."
Consciousness

"Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah."
Business

"I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me."
Life

"It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time."
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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."
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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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Personal Development

"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."
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"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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Personal Development

"Every day, I have a most embarrassing moment."
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Personal Development

"No charges have been filed by the L.A. district attorney's office, and for that I am appreciative. I have said it before, but we all make mistakes, and the day will come soon enough where you no longer read of mine in the tabloids."
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"Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day."
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"Back in my day, I would probe by hand. Now you can get commercial software that does the job for you."
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