"The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day."

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"The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day."

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"I've learned to relax more. Everybody feels pressure in what they do, maybe mine is just a little different because there doesn't seem to be enough hours in the day to accomplish what I want to."

Tom Cruise, American Actor

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"But one led to two, two led to four, four led to eight, until at the end it was about 85 a day - the doctors could not believe I was taking that much. And that was just the valium - I'm not talking about the other pills I went through."

Corey Haim, Canadian Actor

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"Whenever I don't' have to wear makeup, it's a good day."

Cameron Diaz, American Actress

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"I have never wanted to give up performing on stage, but one day the tours will be over."

Mick Jagger, English Musician

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"You specialize in something until one day you find it is specializing in you."

Arthur Miller, American Playwright

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"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

Charlie Chaplin, English Actor

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"She has good instincts, but wrong judgments. She'll rue the day."

David O. Selznick, American Producer

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"After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy."

George Clooney, American Actor

Day, Kids

"The hardest thing is trying not to correct everything on the Internet. It'd be night and day - wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you just have to say, 'All right, I'll take it, bring it on.'"

George Clooney, American Actor

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"No where to go, and all day to get there."

John A. Simone, Sr., American Executive

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"The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive."

Consciousness

"There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity."

Integrity

"I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now."

Living

"I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did."

College

"Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along."

Business

"I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit. We had dinner a couple of times and played guitar together once. I really tried to keep my distance from him professionally."

People

"As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible."

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"I've learned to relax more. Everybody feels pressure in what they do, maybe mine is just a little different because there doesn't seem to be enough hours in the day to accomplish what I want to."

"But one led to two, two led to four, four led to eight, until at the end it was about 85 a day - the doctors could not believe I was taking that much. And that was just the valium - I'm not talking about the other pills I went through."

"Whenever I don't' have to wear makeup, it's a good day."

"I have never wanted to give up performing on stage, but one day the tours will be over."

"You specialize in something until one day you find it is specializing in you."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"She has good instincts, but wrong judgments. She'll rue the day."

"After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy."

"The hardest thing is trying not to correct everything on the Internet. It'd be night and day - wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you just have to say, 'All right, I'll take it, bring it on.'"

"No where to go, and all day to get there."

Explore more quotes by Marc Maron

"The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive."

"There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity."

"I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now."

"I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did."

"For my next trick I will make everyone understand me."

"Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah."

"Hopefully standup will become special again."

"Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along."

"I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit. We had dinner a couple of times and played guitar together once. I really tried to keep my distance from him professionally."

"As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible."