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"The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day."
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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"It was between the ages of 14 and 20 and I started off not eating at all, maybe an apple a day."

"It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference."

"I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes, After the day's great sun!"

"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."
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"The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming."

"We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice."

"I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me."

"It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time."

"Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do."

"I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did."
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