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"The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day."
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"It scares me to think that one day I'm not going to be in school anymore."
"I have a picture of myself in my mind as I walk around every day, until I look in the mirror-and then I'm stunned."
"I do a couple of hundred press-ups a day but I haven't been to a gym in years."
"It was a show where you were given a quote out of current events and you had to identify who said it. I was reading eight newspapers a day and had compiled a file of about 300 quotes. I really had to do my research. The White House press didn't have to bone up on any of it."
"I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way."
"THIS is the most joyful day that ever I saw in my pilgrimage on earth."
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"I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired."
"The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred some great performers."
"When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate."
"The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive."
"Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?"
"I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit. We had dinner a couple of times and played guitar together once. I really tried to keep my distance from him professionally."
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