"There is no dignity in television."

"I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola."

"I would have to say that looked like it hurt."

"Jamie's gonna go take a break now, and i am going to continue the on-going process of making a fool of myself and go ahead and try it myself."

"I just had one of those "what the hell are we doing" moments."

"I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius."

"In the spirit of science, there really is no such thing as a "failed experiment." Any test that yields valid data is a valid test."

"My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things."

"That aesthetic of the Star Wars universe: the do-it-yourself, hotrod ethic that George Lucas exported from his childhood, is exactly the same kind of soul behind what we do and build for the show. It may not look pretty, but it gets the job done."

"My dignity and good television - they'll never meet."

"That was cool and that sucked all at the same time."

"The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old pyromaniacs is balistic glass!"

"Failure is always an option."

"We're not leaving here without Buster, man. Leave no crash-test dummy behind!"

"That's the show. it's like 5 minutes of science and then 10 minutes of me hurting myself."

"I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but at least they're ideas!"

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

"Isn't television glamourous?"

"Remember kids, I have life insurance."