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"There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire."
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"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
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"When the Exxon Valdez spilled in 1989, I was angry. I even wrote on the back of my car, Boycott Exxon!"
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"There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?"
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"The only way people are going to change their car buying habits, and the only way government will get behind alternatively fueled vehicles, is if gasoline prices continue to go up."
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"People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy."
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"But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house."
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"My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car."
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"What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?"
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"We couldn't get the car back until well after the end of the race and we had very little time for repairs."
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"Get in the race car do what I do then go home. We don't have freedom to do anything anymore."
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"IF is a very long word in Formula One; in fact, IF is F1 spelled backwards."
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"Even in five years time, he will still be four years younger than Damon Hill."
Time
"The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
Car
"Now he must not go the wrong way round the circuit, and unless he can spin himself stationary through 360 degrees I fail to see how he can avoid doing so."
Now
"I've no idea what Eddie Irvine's orders are, but he's following them superlatively well."
Idea
"I'm in my usual state up here in the commentary box: high tension, heart beating like a trip hammer, whatever that is."
Heart
"He can't decide whether to leave his visor half open or half closed."
Open
"And now, excuse me while I interrupt myself."
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"There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher."
Today
"That's history. I say history because it happened in the past."
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