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"There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
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"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"One of my biggest problems this season was with the clutch at the start of the race. I hate to risk the car."
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"I've no idea what Eddie Irvine's orders are, but he's following them superlatively well."
Idea
"Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does."
Racing
"I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong."
Mistake
"He can't decide whether to leave his visor half open or half closed."
Open
"There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher."
Today
"You might not think that's cricket, and it's not, it's motor racing."
Cricket
"A battle is developing between them' I say developing, because it's not yet on."
Battle
"With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go."
Race
"Now he must not go the wrong way round the circuit, and unless he can spin himself stationary through 360 degrees I fail to see how he can avoid doing so."
Now
"Even in five years time, he will still be four years younger than Damon Hill."
Time
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