"There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire."

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"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."

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"I am so sick of reading about another car bomb, another suicide bomber, another 10, 20, 30, 70, 100 people dead in a day, both Americans and Iraqis."

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Alfred P. Sloan, American Businessman

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"Well, now we have exactly the same situation as at the beginning of the race, only exactly opposite."

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"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."

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"Well, now we have exactly the same situation as at the beginning of the race, only exactly opposite."

"Schumacher wouldn't have let him past voluntarily. Of course he did it voluntarily, but he had to do it."

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