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"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."
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"I remember in the early days when we played six nights a week for a month and I was doing my long drum solo every night. My hands were covered in blisters."
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"I am a night painter, so when I come into the studio the next morning the delirium is over."
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"I enjoy Saturday night racing."
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"The two hours onstage is great. But I can only play a show and then take a night off. I have to sing for two hours, and then I've gotta rest it for a night. So it's the other 46 hours that are just boring as heck."
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"Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it."
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"I have never had problems sleeping the night before a race."
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"My dear doctor, I am surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, as I have been practising all night."
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"When I was 14, I played in a summer league. One night the chief umpire asked me if I would like to try umpiring. There was a Little League tournament coming up and he needed more umpires than he had."
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"I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything."
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"You have a different crowd every night, so you should do a different show to suit them. I tailor the show to their mood."
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"'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales."
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"It's no treat being in bed with me."
Bed
"Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny."
First
"There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air."
Question
"When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience."
Work
"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
Funny
"I will never feel successful."
Success
"My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing."
People
"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."
Night
"Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things."
Will
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