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"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."
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"One night Roger was in a foul mood and he threw his entire bloody drumset across the stage. The thing only just missed me - I might have been killed."
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"As the blackness of the night recedes so does the nadir of yesterday. The child I am forgets so quickly."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."
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"Most of those mocking us and our works night after night have not reached the point of suggesting we are going to use those weapons. They are pretty useless right now."
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"There's always some promoter having an '80s night, saying, We'll supply the band. All you can drink."
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"I wasn't angry the night I shot him."
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"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."
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"I started working when I was seven and I was working for five dollars a night at the Met."
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"He travels safest in the dark night who travels lightest."
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"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
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"Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things."
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"I will never feel successful."
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"I think people of lesser talent will become stars."
Talent

"I don't talk about my salary."
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"I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated."
People

"I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do."
People

"It's no treat being in bed with me."
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"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."
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"I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful."
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