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"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena."
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"If it comes back, I think that Friday night is not a good night to be on."
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"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder how I do these things. I can embarrass myself so badly that I literally get a hot prickle down the back of my neck."
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
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"Stood off and on during the night, determining not to come to anchor till morning, fearing to meet with shoals; continued our course in the morning; and as the island was found to be six or seven leagues distant, and the tide was against us, it was noon when we arrived there."
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"I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night."
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"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."
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"The two hours onstage is great. But I can only play a show and then take a night off. I have to sing for two hours, and then I've gotta rest it for a night. So it's the other 46 hours that are just boring as heck."
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"His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum."
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"Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny."
First
"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
Funny
"I don't talk about my salary."
Talk
"I will never feel successful."
Success
"We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel."
Events
"'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales."
Choice
"There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air."
Question
"I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated."
People
"I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock."
Religion
"I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting."
Work
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