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"One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up."

"I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena."

"I'd rather play a few nights at the Fillmore than play one night at an arena."

"We then went through the audition process and picked a guy named Richard Campbell and he is no secret to L.A. players as he was with Natalie Cole for years and Three Dog Night."

"Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels."

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder how I do these things. I can embarrass myself so badly that I literally get a hot prickle down the back of my neck."

"And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night."

"If it comes back, I think that Friday night is not a good night to be on."
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"And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it."

"My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing."

"When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience."

"I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated."

"'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales."

"I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do."
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