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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."

Loretta Lynn, American Musician

Night,

"I've done that I was touring a couple of years ago with R. Kelly and the Lillith Fair, I would do the late night underground gigs as well because it's always around those times that there was a hot song, either on the radio or in the clubs, it would just be simultaneous."

Deborah Cox, Canadian Musician

Night, Song, Years

"But, you know, they don't enjoy the dinner hour together. It's just not as much of a ritual at night and it's interesting. I think the ritual is taking place perhaps more in the morning."

Katie Couric, American Journalist

Night, Ritual

"When we got knocked out against Porto in the Champions League, I only slept two hours that night. I was not a nice person to be with after that match. I was struggling to get the result out of my system."

Ruud van Nistelrooy, Dutch Athlete

Night, Result

"Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament."

Jerry Hall, American Model

Night,

"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."

Kathy Griffin, American Comedian

Night,

"Clinton used to like to get out of the White House a lot. He would take night trips to McDonald's, and stuff like that. I think he wanted to get out of the house."

Paul Thomas Anderson, American Director

Night,

"Don't think that because you haven't heard from me for a while that I went to sleep. I am still here, like a spirit roaming the night. Thirsty, hungry, seldom stopping to rest."

Spike Lee, American Director

Night, Rest, Sleep, Spirit

"One night last summer, all the killers in my head assembled on a stage in Massachusetts to sing show tunes."

Sarah Vowell, American Author

Night, Summer

"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."

Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

Night,

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"I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do."

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"I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death."

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"I will never feel successful."

Success

"Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things."

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"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."

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"My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing."

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"'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales."

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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."

"I've done that I was touring a couple of years ago with R. Kelly and the Lillith Fair, I would do the late night underground gigs as well because it's always around those times that there was a hot song, either on the radio or in the clubs, it would just be simultaneous."

"But, you know, they don't enjoy the dinner hour together. It's just not as much of a ritual at night and it's interesting. I think the ritual is taking place perhaps more in the morning."

"When we got knocked out against Porto in the Champions League, I only slept two hours that night. I was not a nice person to be with after that match. I was struggling to get the result out of my system."

"Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament."

"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."

"Clinton used to like to get out of the White House a lot. He would take night trips to McDonald's, and stuff like that. I think he wanted to get out of the house."

"Don't think that because you haven't heard from me for a while that I went to sleep. I am still here, like a spirit roaming the night. Thirsty, hungry, seldom stopping to rest."

"One night last summer, all the killers in my head assembled on a stage in Massachusetts to sing show tunes."

"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."

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"I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do."

"I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death."

"I will never feel successful."

"Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things."

"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."

"I think people of lesser talent will become stars."

"I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful."

"I don't talk about my salary."

"My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing."

"'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales."