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Joe Rogan

"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends."

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Akshay Vasu

"Our national media refuses to report that even the Supreme Court did not say marriage was a human right in all cases nor did it say that the heterosexual definition violated anyone's right or that the heterosexual definition of marriage was unconstitutional."

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Akshay Vasu

"Just as one has no choice but to defecate, one has no choice but to get married. If your mind remains single, then there is no problem. However, one has no choice but marry if the mind is already married."

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Akshay Vasu

"A young man married is a man that's marred."

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Akshay Vasu

"A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures, and one without must be among the most miserable, I think, the only true blessing of their lives that they don't know how poorly off they are."

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Akshay Vasu

"I think that's one of the most difficult things in any marriage - in order to build anything, you must be together. You can't build anything over the telephone."

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Akshay Vasu

"When she had first crossed the dry and dusty world which his mind inhabited she had been like a spring shower; in opening himself to it he had not been mistaken. He had gone wrong only in assuming that marriage, by itself, gave him either power or title to appropriate that freshness. As he now saw, one might as well have thought one could buy a sunset by buying the field from which one had seen it."

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Akshay Vasu

"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

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Akshay Vasu

"Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage."

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Akshay Vasu

"What tale do you like best to hear?' 'Oh, I have not much choice! They generally run on the same theme - courtship; and promise to end in the same catastrophe - marriage."

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Akshay Vasu

"What nonsense people talk about happy marriages!" exclaimed Lord Henry. " A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her."

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Joe Rogan
"I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way."

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Joe Rogan
"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."

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Joe Rogan
"People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it."

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Joe Rogan
"I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me."

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Joe Rogan
"After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird."

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Joe Rogan
"When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it."

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Joe Rogan
"Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken."

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Joe Rogan
"Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much."

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Joe Rogan
"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."

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Joe Rogan
"My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends."

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