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"I do not support a constitutional amendment to prohibit gay marriage."
"If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door."
"Marriage is like a well - built porch. If one of the two posts leans too much, the porch collapses. So each must be strong enough to stand on its own."
"I invented the psychological histories and the relationship between Jack and Susan Stanton. I didn't know anything about the Clintons. I don't know more about the Clintons' marriage than you do."
"Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient."
"I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month."
"There were times after my marriage ended where, you know, I really felt like I was at the bottom of a mountain, there was a great big, fog up there, and I'm never going to cross to the other side."
"Maybe the difference between first marriage and second marriage is that the second time at least you know you are gambling."
Explore more quotes by Al Goldstein
"Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic."
"To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death."
"Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged."
"I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner."
"If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account."
"Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us."
"There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off."
"I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away."
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