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"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
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"We are properly ready for marriage when we are strong enough to embrace a life of frustration."
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"Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage."
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"When she had first crossed the dry and dusty world which his mind inhabited she had been like a spring shower; in opening himself to it he had not been mistaken. He had gone wrong only in assuming that marriage, by itself, gave him either power or title to appropriate that freshness. As he now saw, one might as well have thought one could buy a sunset by buying the field from which one had seen it."
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"No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst, that it inevitably changes."
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"Marriage is but a consolidation of resources."
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"God desires that we develop spiritual muscle so we are strong enough to be His kind of wife."
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"Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it."
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"Marriage has the power to set the course of your life as a whole. If your marriage is strong, even if all the circumstances in your life around you are filled with trouble and weakness, it won't matter. You will be able to move out into the world in strength."
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"To last, a marriage and family must be built on love-love for God, and love for one another."
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"Marriage is more than finding the right person, it is being the right person!"
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."
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"This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number."
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"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
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"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
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"Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering."
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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
Wife


"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
Worth


"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"
Time


"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."
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