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"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
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"Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner."
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"Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after."
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"Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier."
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"Her chances of a decent marriage were about to be dashed-and all because of a ferret."
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"Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance."
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"Marriage is a million piece puzzle, a pristine and exciting pursuit at the beginning that gradually becomes a daunting task, usually more challenging than anticipated. It is only those truly committed to solving that puzzle who witness in the end the miraculous outcome of every tiny piece laid out and pressed together in an inspiring and envious creation-a treasure only time, resoluteness, and perseverance could create."
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"Perhaps my problem in marriage-and it is the problem of many women-was to want both intimacy and independence. It is a difficult line to walk, yet both needs are important to a marriage."
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"Not cohabitation but consensus constitutes marriage."
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"What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married."
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"Any good marriage is secret territory, a necessary white space on society's map. What others don't know about it is what makes it yours."
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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
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"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
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"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"
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"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
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"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."
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"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
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