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Henny Youngman

"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

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"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

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"Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you out of her heart, there is no appeal."

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"When a man marries, it's proof he can't govern his life. He needs a governess."

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"Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction."

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"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war."

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"A healthy marriage acts as the vessel of wellbeing and stability for both partners as well as the children."

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"Let a man do what he will by a single woman, the world is encouragingly apt to think Marriage a sufficient amends."

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"If it's not some daring, dangerous affair, it's just not interesting, or so it seems. So, here you have two people - a famous American iconic couple - who actually like each other sexually, in marriage. Imagine."

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"Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest."

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"Husbands and wives, recognize that in marriage you have become one flesh. If you live for your private pleasure at the expense of your spouse, you are living against yourself and destroying your joy. But if you devote yourself with all your heart to the holy joy of your spouse, you will also be living for your joy and making a marriage after the image of Christ and His church."

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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
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