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Henny Youngman

"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

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"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

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Amber Hurdle

"I invented the psychological histories and the relationship between Jack and Susan Stanton. I didn't know anything about the Clintons. I don't know more about the Clintons' marriage than you do."

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"The real reason a husband and wife always fight is because they always focus on the ugliness in each other and have forgotten to focus on the beauties that attracted them at first."

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"There were times after my marriage ended where, you know, I really felt like I was at the bottom of a mountain, there was a great big, fog up there, and I'm never going to cross to the other side."

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"Maybe the difference between first marriage and second marriage is that the second time at least you know you are gambling."

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Amber Hurdle

"There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them."

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"Successful marriage hinges on the application of knowledge - knowing and understanding God's principles not the exchange of love.. Brother you can be in love all you want but that doesn't make the woman the right person. Same with ladues, you can be head over heels with him but that doesn't make him the right husband.In all your getting, get knowledge and understanding."

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Amber Hurdle

"Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance."

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"A young man married is a man that's marred."

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"Marriage n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master a mistress and two slaves making in all two."

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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
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"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
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"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."
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"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
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"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
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"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."
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"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
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"Take my wife... Please!"
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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
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