"For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end."

Marriage, Success, End, Man

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"For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end."

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"Our national media refuses to report that even the Supreme Court did not say marriage was a human right in all cases nor did it say that the heterosexual definition violated anyone's right or that the heterosexual definition of marriage was unconstitutional."

Stockwell Day, Canadian Politician

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"Just as one has no choice but to defecate, one has no choice but to get married. If your mind remains single, then there is no problem. However, one has no choice but marry if the mind is already married."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

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"A young man married is a man that's marred."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures, and one without must be among the most miserable, I think, the only true blessing of their lives that they don't know how poorly off they are."

Stephen King, American Author

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"Bishop Frederick Henry of Calgary is facing at least two official objections to his public statements along with expensive hearings before the Alberta Human Rights Commission for expressing his biblical views on same sex marriage."

Stockwell Day, Canadian Politician

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"I think that's one of the most difficult things in any marriage - in order to build anything, you must be together. You can't build anything over the telephone."

Julie London, American Musician

Marriage, Order

"Marriage, laws, the police, armies and navies are the mark of human incompetence."

Dora Russell, English Celebrity

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"When she had first crossed the dry and dusty world which his mind inhabited she had been like a spring shower; in opening himself to it he had not been mistaken. He had gone wrong only in assuming that marriage, by itself, gave him either power or title to appropriate that freshness. As he now saw, one might as well have thought one could buy a sunset by buying the field from which one had seen it."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Rita Rudner, American Comedian

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"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"All of a sudden I had a baby, because it went really quick. It was like, 'Oh! I have a baby!' So, it's great. I'm just having a great time with my children. They're here in New York with me."

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"I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better."

Love,

"Yes, I was in love with my husband at first sight and still am. We have the most solid relationship."

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"I like women who look like women. I hated grunge. No one's more feminist than me, but you don't have to look as if you don't give a - you know. You can be smart, bright, and attractive aesthetically to others - and to yourself."

Woman, Women

"I was like any new bride, who said, 'I'm going to cook for my man.' In fact, once I started a small kitchen fire in a pan. Smoke was pouring from the pan, and I got really scared. Right next to our stove is a small fire extinguisher. You know, easy access."

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"I wish I was born in that era: dancing with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, going to work at the studio dressed in beautiful pants, head scarves, and sunglasses."

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"I do think I'm lucky I met Michael. Not just Michael Douglas the actor and producer with two Oscars on the shelf, but Michael Douglas, the love of my life. I really do think it was meant to happen."

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"Everyone knows we get paid a lot of money, so why pretend otherwise?"

Money,

"For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end."

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"In Hollywood everything is so documented. If you go for a drink with somebody, it's passed around the world so quickly."

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