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Quotes by Entertainer
"You'll find boredom where there is the absence of a good idea."
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"There are three reasons why this book came into being. First, throughout the 33 years I've been writing recipes - although I'm not vegetarian myself - I have greatly enjoyed creating vegetarian recipes, and cooking and serving them at home."
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"I have nothing but sympathy for the people who are forced to work with me. I'm better now at picking out those that want to play that game with me, and those that don't."
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"When an individual, a sect, a clique or a nation hates and despises another individual, sect, clique or nation, he or they simply do not know the objects of their hatred. Ignorance is at the bottom of it."
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"What's a butterfly garden without butterflies?"
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"I've never done Botox in my life. But I've probably tried everything else under the sun."
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"Over the years my mom has become a self-taught Biblical scholar."
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"The nation that is supreme above all others during one age, will be eclipsed by another in the next age."
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"If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war."
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"If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman."
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"A woman should be like a single flower, not a whole bouquet."
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"Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah."
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"When The Muppet Show ended, we all sat around and said, what kind of television show would we like to do. We felt the need these days are for some quality children's programming."
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"The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant."
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"The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming."
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"I don't have a sidekick - no Ed McMahon. So when I go out there, I'm lonely. It's scary."
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"'Press Your Luck' was probably the most exciting because of the unpredictability of the game and how I won on one of the three days on the very last spin against all odds. It was one of those great unpredictable game show moments."
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"Only one man ever betrayed my confidence, and that only in a minor matter."
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"God didn't bless me with success so I could eat caviar every day."
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"I have to do something with my mind, or I'll get in trouble."
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"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."
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"Every stumble is not a fall, and every fall does not mean failure."
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"How the early priests came into possession of these secrets does not appear, and if there were ever any records of this kind the Church would hardly allow them to become public."
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"On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement."
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"I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half of it was to get me off the air."
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"I really wish there was some big brother conspiracy theory. I just think it's the ignorance of trying to make a dollar. That's what the networks have done and will continue to do. If anyone doesn't think that this is about making money, then they're crazy."
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"I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies."
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"As far as wrestling goes, as long as my body is able to withstand the physical beating, I will keep wrestling."
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"In a lot of cases, as in Tom and Nicole's case, the tabloids were about to break the story, so they said just let the news out. And they called organizations such as ours."
News,
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"I've been in a treatment center for drinkin'. I stayed for two days, then escaped."
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"Real success is not on the stage, but off the stage as a human being, and how you get along with your fellow man."
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"Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
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"I know that I'm very lucky to be alive. For 35 or 40 years I've spilt my blood and broke my bones and spent years in hospitals."
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"In course of time, religion came with its rites invoking the aid of good spirits which were even more powerful than the bad spirits, and thus for the time being tempered the agony of fears."
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"We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice."
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"No one tells every white person in this country how to be. No one tells every Hispanic, or Asian or Jewish person in this country how to be. There is no single definition of whiteness or single definition of blackness."
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"I have a studio at home, and do 3 hours a day that way."
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"I'm excited about it, thrilled with the success thus far."
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"I'm a real common sense guy who caught a lot of good breaks and who has been very, very fortunate."
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"A great attitude does much more than turn on the lights in our worlds; it seems to magically connect us to all sorts of serendipitous opportunities that were somehow absent before the change."
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"It's very important to me that people who are actual chefs and other professionals in the culinary world, understand that I'm not, and have never held myself out as being, like a CIA trained chef."
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"Whether they run a record company or a grocery store, every boss will tell you you're in big trouble if you're borrowing more than you can ever afford to pay back. Delaying the pain for future generations is suicidal. We've got to start getting the deficit down right now, not next year."
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"Without solid connections between homicides, we may have the reverse problem of believing three local murders are the work of one serial killer when they may actually be the work of three!"
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"If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you."
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"The public impression is that the government, industry or the highest bidder can buy a scientist to add credibility to any message. That crucial quality of impartiality is being lost."
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"The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him."
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"Without amendments we would never even have had the Bill of Rights."
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"Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them."
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