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Quotes by Entertainer

"There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air."

"It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade."

"You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one."

"In actuality, there was casting for the show and it was pretty difficult."

"I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies."

"I don't have many easy songs."

"From birth to death, anyone can fish. I just think it's fantastic to see old people going fishing with young people and teaching them things. I'm very, very critical."

"MTV was such a great training for me. I did live interviews with everyone from Michael Jackson to Madonna."

"Then a friend of Jim's suggested we make a theme song to explain the story, and this is where the Mads came from. Josh and I wrote it into the theme song."

"I was in the middle of a crossroads, which is a nice way of saying crisis, physically, emotionally and spiritually. You know the physical part. We just talked about it."

"The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money."

"Our nation was created in ways that allow human potential to prosper, and it created the greatest nation for people in the history of humanity. Now Obama is dismantling it, because he has no appreciation for our greatness. In fact, he resents it. He blames this country for whatever evils he sees around the world."

"We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known."

"Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where do you think I'll spend it? The ballpark. I still love it. Always have, always will."

"Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not."

"Unless we do things in this country to slow down our population, slow down our birth control, provide better water for people, provide power for people, we're gonna find out that the next wars are not going to be fought over diamonds, gold and political things."

"Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly."

"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'"

"I believed in Bobby Kennedy. Campaigning for him was an attempt to give back something to this country that has given me so much."

"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."

"It's nice to help remember somebody who really made a very positive difference in the world."

"I enjoy 'Supermarket Sweep' because of its adlib demands in following the fast action."

"Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters."

"In course of time, religion came with its rites invoking the aid of good spirits which were even more powerful than the bad spirits, and thus for the time being tempered the agony of fears."

"They said they wanted a lot of feathers, glitter, colourful colours. A costume. So I had a lady here in Calgary make it. She just kind of put together what I had in mind."

"I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better."

"If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get, it is against the national interest."

"I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor."

"Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and late, in season and out of season, not leaving a stone unturned, and never deferring for a single hour that which can be done just as well now."

"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."

"It is the will of the American people that we have a right to protect our flag and this can only be accomplished by passing a Constitutional amendment."

"My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you I the best place for the next moment."

"The perks of working in Japan are that you might go for two weeks every three or four months, so you do work an abbreviated schedule. But you really make up for the abbreviated schedule by how hard you have to fight, how much you've got to be in shape."

"A great attitude does much more than turn on the lights in our worlds; it seems to magically connect us to all sorts of serendipitous opportunities that were somehow absent before the change."

"Everything in the world we want to do or get done, we must do with and through people."

"Throughout the country, I see the same design problems and solutions over and over."

"It's difficult to do that internally, because you're flying five, six hours."

"There is also an artistic element which is lead by the film maker. Issues of what is reality and objectivity are as always relevant as someone is going to edit the film."

"Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot let go of the old - old ideas, beliefs, habits, even thoughts. We are out of contact with our own genius. Sometimes we know we are stuck; sometimes we don't. In both cases we have to DO something."

"A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked."
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