"I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor."

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"I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor."

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"So I quit my job and went to the New England Culinary Institute for the full two years and worked in the restaurant industry after that until finally I thought I had a grasp on what I needed to do what I do."

Thought

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