"The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money."

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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."

Samuel Butler, British Poet

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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."

Robert Louis Stevenson, Scottish Writer

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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."

Virginia Woolf, British Author

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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."

Mason Cooley, American Writer

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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."

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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."

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"Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets."

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"I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines."

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"Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy."

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"Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me."

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"The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him."

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"Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility."

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"Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who went to the same colleges; those from Queens are margin clerks in the back offices and they speak of friends who live in the same neighborhood."

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"Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage."

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"Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers."

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"The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal."

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