"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."

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"I have never been as alive or awake as I have been through Jiu Jitsu."

Chris Matakas, Australian Motivational Speaker

Health, Life, Awakening, Energy

"The mind, just like the body, becomes exactly what it is fed. While the body is nourished by food, the mind is nourished by thoughts."

Vironika Tugaleva, Ukrainian Author

Health, Mind, Body, Thought

"Like chocolate, she craved sleep and it made her life brighter, but she could do without."

Thomm Quackenbush, American Author

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"Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever, they always list depression among the side effects of cancer. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying."

John Green, American Author

Health, Cancer, Depression, Death, Truth

"I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor."

Stanley Victor Paskavich, American Politician

Health, Weight, Body, Humor

"Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I can be heard. Regrettably, it's amazing how people listen if you stand up in public and give away $1 million for research into the disease, as I have done."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Health, Truth, Inspirational, Wisdom, Power

"The summit of Mauna Kea should never have been developed as it is not safe for humans up there. I am now locked into an endless loop of doctors visits for what appears to be classic very high altitude heart, lung & brain damage because I was unfortunate enough to have worked there."

Steven Magee, British Author

Health, Work, Risk, Warning

"USA schools know that computer electromagnetic interference (EMI) emissions, WiFi and campus cell towers are radiation poisoning the children and the government is determined to keep on doing it."

Steven Magee, British Author

Health, Awareness, Danger, Environment

"My recovery from Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity (EHS) was based around radiation detoxification, restoring the DC voltage of the body and removing the clots."

Steven Magee, British Author

Health, Recovery, Science, Truth

"I am not a fan of sealed up sterile homes or Faraday cages and their use in human health, although I do understand that some people do feel relief in these environments."

Steven Magee, British Author

Health, Environment, Life, Awareness

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"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"

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"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."

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"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."

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"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."

Humor, Choices, Crisis, Fight

"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."

Children,

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."

American, Americans, Suffering, Taxes

"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."

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"I have never been as alive or awake as I have been through Jiu Jitsu."

"The mind, just like the body, becomes exactly what it is fed. While the body is nourished by food, the mind is nourished by thoughts."

"Like chocolate, she craved sleep and it made her life brighter, but she could do without."

"Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever, they always list depression among the side effects of cancer. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying."

"I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor."

"Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I can be heard. Regrettably, it's amazing how people listen if you stand up in public and give away $1 million for research into the disease, as I have done."

"The summit of Mauna Kea should never have been developed as it is not safe for humans up there. I am now locked into an endless loop of doctors visits for what appears to be classic very high altitude heart, lung & brain damage because I was unfortunate enough to have worked there."

"USA schools know that computer electromagnetic interference (EMI) emissions, WiFi and campus cell towers are radiation poisoning the children and the government is determined to keep on doing it."

"My recovery from Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity (EHS) was based around radiation detoxification, restoring the DC voltage of the body and removing the clots."

"I am not a fan of sealed up sterile homes or Faraday cages and their use in human health, although I do understand that some people do feel relief in these environments."

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"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"

"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."

"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."

"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."

"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."

"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."

"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."

"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."

"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."