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Wedding Quotes


"The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy."


"It happened in Miami, in Coral Gables, a great big ol' Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense."


"I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures."


"I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white."


"In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day."


"A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers."


"I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding."


"When Andrew went with the girls, we were talking all morning and he was saying, 'It's okay. Just remember we had such a good day. Our wedding was so perfect.' Because we're such a unit together. He made me feel very part of the day on April the 29th."


"You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it."


"I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I, of course, used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit, and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something."


"My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!"


"It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade."


"No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years."


"Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size."


"I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me."


"I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade."


"When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later."


"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers."
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