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"We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date."

"At synods, I usually wait about a week before I speak. First I listen. I feel the temperature. I listen to what has been said, what has not been said, and what I think needs to be said at that point."

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

"My first encounter with a Kelly was not on a musical scale. It was from primary school. Dave and I went to primary school together and we were like boy scouts."

"My first record came out in 1961 and then I had one come out in 1962 and then I had two that came out in 1964."

"It is strange how one feels drawn forward without knowing at first where one is going."

"First thing I did when I found out I made it into the top 13 is I tried not to faint and you know, I took it all in and I really looked at the crowd and said a big 'thank you'."
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"When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience."

"And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it."

"There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air."

"We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel."

"My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing."

"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."

"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
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