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"I like to feel sexy. I know my husband thinks I'm sexy. I think he is too. But I don't go out half-naked with 'sex' written across my back."
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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."
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"My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am."
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"Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives."
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"All my six husbands married me for different reasons."
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"Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone."
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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
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"I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around."
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"My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd."
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"My husband's a director, so he understands what I do."
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"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
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"I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better."
Love

"I like to feel sexy. I know my husband thinks I'm sexy. I think he is too. But I don't go out half-naked with 'sex' written across my back."
Husband

"In Wales it's brilliant. I go to the pub and see everybody who I went to school with. And everybody goes 'So what you doing now?' And I go, 'Oh, I'm doing a film with Antonio Banderas and Anthony Hopkins.' And they go, 'Ooh, good.' And that's it."
Film

"I love my lawyer. I have to say that of course!"
Love

"When I first met Sean Connery he was as charming and wonderful as I first anticipated. I left Rome thinking: even if I don't do this, at least I have had a day with Sean."
Day

"There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs."
Woman

"Words impress me. If a man can speak eloquently and beautifully to me, I just melt on the floor."
Man

"I used to go around looking as frumpy as possible because it was inconceivable you could be attractive as well as be smart. It wasn't until I started being myself, the way I like to turn out to meet people that I started to get any work."
Work

"Everyone knows we get paid a lot of money, so why pretend otherwise?"
Money

"I think, especially in our business we meet a lot of people, and sometimes you spend so much time being nice to strangers, and so, you know, keeping a clear head and just being nice to each other. And that's all the advice I can give."
Business
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